I swear there were whales having sex in the room next to me last night…

I don’t say that because of what they look like as I have never seen these supposed people.  I’m talking about all the noises they were making.  I just wanted to knock on the wall and ask “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s goooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing oooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?”

I feel kinda terrible that they put me in one of the handicap rooms at the hotel…

…What if a bunch of wheel-chair bound war veterans want to stay here and I’m the jerk taking up the last appropriate room for them?