The department heads, they are saying to me, ‘You shall not make advertisements in lecture.’ But they are not yet saying, ‘You shall not bring weapons to lecture’ So, we have this blowgun. — Calculus professor, who then proceeded to hit our makeshift bull’s-eye with the blowgun five times in a row and shout “Fuck your probability distribution!” (via mathprofessorquotes)
Onwards noble steed! The master is waiting for the ball!
(Source: flying--changes, via lifewithanorwegianfjord)
How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
My name is not Annie. It’s Quvenzhané. — Quvenzhané Wallis (then age 9) correcting an AP Reporter who said she was “just going to call her Annie” instead of learning how to pronounce her name. Never forget. (via thechanelmuse)