tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

otter-of-the-arts:

Density.

wolverxne:

Photographer Chi Nao captured these photographs of an adorable Red Fox sleeping at the Zao Fox Village near Shiroishi in Japan.

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

Why are we playing games? London’s terror alert has been raised to critical. I’m just passing the time.

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

"The violin section is divided in to the First Violins, who have the trickier parts to play, and the Second Violins, who are more fun at parties"

Lemony Snicket

from “The Composer is Dead”

(via lemonysmiley)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.